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(Source: 2003yr)

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doktorpeace:

marraphy:

doktorpeace:

marraphy:

i   s m e l l   l i k e   b e e f

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*Donkey Kong, attracted by the scent of beef prepares to devour the small child.*

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i  s m e l l   l   i   k    E

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*terrified by the bright colors the child was suddenly emiting, Donkey Kong speeds away from the horrific, beef scented child*

Banan

smokemote:

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(Source: plumpys)

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

iplayydirtyy:

mr steal ur girl

(Source: azoozj)

stunningpicture:

The 99 pack hit stores today. The only place it fits is in my hallway.

(Source: iwishihadafather)

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moonprismpwr:

Can’t believe people are actually complaining about this roofie-detecting nail polish. “Teach men not to rape!” “Why should we be responsible for preventing rape?” BECAUSE YOU LIVE ON PLANET EARTH. And I’m so sorry to burst your bubble of illusionary Utopia, sweetheart, but on planet Earth there…

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

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